Monkey fart lotion

Smell like the best fart ever! Fresh banana blended with sweet grapefruit, mandarin orange, kiwi, coconut cream, pink raspberries, strawberries and apples.

This lotion is jammed packed full of nourishing goodies. Almost all commercial lotions are water-based which means water is the major of their recipe. Why pay for a water-based lotion when you can have aloe juice with some real benefits? Let's think about it like this our bodies absorb 67%-80% of what we come into contact within 6 seconds. So, of course, you want the most out of your lotion and that is what we provide.

Each lotion comes packed in a 8 oz pump lotion bottle. This is a thick body lotion and a little goes a long way.

Made with 87% organic ingredients.

Ingredient Breakdown:

*Aloe juice- moisturize skin, reduces stretch marks and prevent signs of aging

Glycerin- #1 natural skin moisturizer (Fact: this is what makes handmade soap stick out from commercial.)

Cetearyl Alcohol- is a mixture of cetyl and stearyl alcohols that can come from vegetable sources used to emulsion agents. (binding agent for juice and oils)

BTMS-50- adds a silky feeling to lotion.

Organic Lavender butter- Contains Lavender Extract, believed to improve the feel of damaged skin and relieve oily skin patches.

Organic Coconut Oil- Rich in lauric acid.

Organic Shea butter- High in vitamin and mineral content. Known to benefit dry skin.

Fragrance oil- Fresh banana blended with sweet grapefruit, mandarin orange, kiwi, coconut cream, pink raspberries, strawberries and apples.

Preservative- Excellent broad-spectrum antimicrobial preservative. No known inactivators. Compatible with virtually all cosmetic ingredients.

Ingredients: *aloe juice, glycerin, cetyl alcohol, BTMS-50, *coconut oil, *lavender butter, *shea butter fragrance oil, Propylene Glycol, Diazolidinyl Urea, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate